Now that the weather channel setting is on Hell and Humidity it is time to re-think the summer knitting. Some fibers just don't play well when the mercury hits 80 and above with 80% humidity.
As an homage to David Letterman....
10 Things I Won't Knit This Summer
10. Furry Novelty Yarn
9. Afghan
8. Fuzzy Wool
7. Heavy Shawl
6. Anatomically Correct Male Parts Cozy
5. Digestive System
4. Anatomically Correct Female Parts Pillow
3. Cashmere Thong
2. White, Cotton Bikini
1. Mohair anything
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