And the winner is….. Knit-friend Amy who correctly guessed the amount of the repairs to my car at $3500. The repairs are a little bit more than that, but her estimate was a lot closer than Hubby’s estimate of $1500. Let’s just put it this way, Hubby’s estimate covered JUST the parts.
Sharing the crap mojo…. Just so you know that I am not the center of the crap mojo universe, Knit-friend Melissa had an emergency appendectomy the same week I was dying from my cold and Knit-friend Robin had a root canal the day after my car accident. The CMI (Crap Mojo Investigator) team is on the trail of just what it was we did to attract the crap mojo. Please don’t let it have anything to do with our mother-in-laws.
Lip Crater Lives! At the first tingle, I put the medication on my fever blister. Said medication is supposed to cure a lip crater. I have determined that I had been duped. Without medication a lip crater has a life cycle. The lip crater is born, grows to the size of your head and then goes away. Guess what the lip crater life cycle is with medication? You got it: the lip crater is born, grows to the size of your head and then goes away, with the added bonus of feeling like you are burning your lip off your face with Napalm every time you put the medication on the lip crater. At least the medication makes you think that it is working from the pain and all. I suppose that my lip crater is most probably a mutant lip crater and secretly laughs every time I get out my little tube of lip crater smack down. It isn’t leaving town until it gets good and ready.
Viagra commercials have gone too far. Geezers singing Viva Viagra to the tune of Viva Las Vegas? Then again the geezers probably can’t hear how stupid they sound as the latest side effect of Viagra is temporary deafness. Maybe that’s what happened to Limbaugh… too much Viagra.
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