Cabin Fever Part 3

Day three of being snowed in. My captor has gone to his clubhouse to be with his other nerd friends. Apparently, two days working from home away from the nerd hive weakens his nerd powers. I will be free to determine how to escape for chem class and lab as he will not return until after 5 p.m.

I am not complaining. I am able to sit and watch t.v. on the big t.v. while I knit. This is a huge improvement from trying to watch something on my laptop and not breathing too loudly in the process. Last night I had a pain in my shoulder from the tight grip on the needles and the tension. Maybe it is just the knitting. I will conduct an experiment and publish the results.

Later…. Much later this evening. I have determined that a man with a big truck driving in snow and ice is like a man with a big penis – he is deluded into thinking that size compensates for a lack of technique and skill, while at the same time acting like men who’s attributes are smaller should step aside for the big boys and that women should swoon. Let’s just say it is so satisfying watching them slide into a giant ditch.

I made it to chem and chem lab. We got to work with radioactive stuff. Stuff that emits gamma rays. Maybe people shouldn’t mess with me because I might turn into The Hulk.

The trees are beautiful encased in ice. Beautiful and deadly. People are without power. We have been lucky. We have power, heat, and food. So, we can entertain ourselves, stay warm and not be hungry. This is much more than many people in our city tonight. For this I am thankful.

I finished a pair of socks, but it looks like I won’t get my pair finished until this weekend. I am kind of bummed, but I will survive. I will get them finished.